Flat Emo

Emo is also often associated with a certain fashion. The term "emo" is sometimes stereotyped with tight jeans on males and females alike, long fringe (bangs) brushed to one side of the face or over one or both eyes, dyed black, straight hair, tight t-shirts (sometimes short sleeved) which often bear the names of emo bands (or other designer shirts), studded belts, belt buckles, canvas sneakers or skate shoes or other black shoes (often old and beaten up) and thick, black horn-rimmed glasses.

You can see my friends, a very characteristic photo of a flat-emo…

Count Flatula!

Count Dracula is a centuries-old vampire, sorcerer and Transylvanian nobleman, who claims to be a Székely descended from Attila the Hun. He inhabits a decaying castle in the Carpathian Mountains near the Borgo Pass.

Contrary to the vampires of Eastern European folklore which are portrayed as repulsive, corpse-like creatures, Dracula exudes a veneer of aristocratic charm which masks his unfathomable evil.

The problem is that the history has been altered across centuries. Hopefully, our blog reveals again the truth!

The true Count was named Count Flatula, and you can see a rare painting of his. Brrrrr...

Day of the Dead - Director's Cut

Of course all of you know the cult masterpiece of George A. Romero's "Day of the Dead". Day of the Dead deals with the fictional zombie assault on a military establishment.

We have the honor to present you the original version of the movie, the original Director's Cut. You can see who was the main actor: the little yellow bastard.

Unfortunately, this version of the movie has been censored because it was expected that it would cause global terror and panic with unpredictable consequences for the human kind and the life in earth...

Early appearances of Flat Eric in Earth 3

Everyone knows Joconda, the famous painting of Leonardo Da Vinci. Hmmm ok.... The version that exists in Louvre museum is fake!!! The real one is owned by a private collector, and you can see it in the above photo, for the first time in earth. It reminds you something? Do you know this little yellow bastard? Oh yes my friends. It is Flat Eric. It was the model of Leonardo for this painting. You can see the stupid smile in its face, and the ridiculous clothes that it wears...

Early appearances of Flat Eric in Earth 2

The rumors about appearance of Flat Eric in earth during the ancient years, are true!!!

And this is the proof: the famous statute of "Flat of Praxitelis" was just discovered. Flat holds in his hands the new-born baby Dionysos. You can admire this statute of 330B.C. in The Ancient Museum of Olympia in Greece.

Early appearances of Flat Eric in Earth

However, his (unsuccessful) first effort to destroy the whole world was through WWII! You can see my friends who really was the responsible behind this war...

Where it came from?

The Roswell Incident involved the recovery of materials from a U.F.O. near Roswell, New Mexico, USA on July 7, 1947, which has become the subject of intense speculation, rumor and questioning. There are widely divergent views on what actually happened and passionate debate about what evidence can be believed.

This picture reveals finally the truth! Who was the mysterious passenger in this U.F.O.? Flat Eric!!! It came from outer space my friends!!

In this picture, you can see it on the surgery table, being examined by scientists. What you also don't know is that it suddenly woke up, killed everybody there and escaped. From that time, it has as only purpose of its life to destroy human kind.

Using his extra-galactic technology it has set-up a network of labyrinths inside earth and is developing weapons of mass destruction!